Michael and I have recently been discussing our least favorite words. The list keeps growing, but here's what we have so far:
1. moist
2. flesh
3. loaf
4. whiz
5. sphincter
6. bosom
7. reared
8. "fruit of my loins" or any combination with the word "loins"
9. chunk
One of our favorite things to do is to use as many of these words as we can in a sentence. For example:
"The moist flesh loaf whizzed through the air"
Ew.
But also, too much fun.
***UPDATES***
10. secrete
11. squirt
Monday, February 25, 2008
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Hey Emily! Your blog is fun and very creative. I'm glad our link is on it. Danny wants to know what potion Mike is giving you to make you so head over heels for him. Ha ha! I promise I'll send some recipes in the near future. Did you get my Emily's message on your phone a couple of weeks ago? We'll try again here soon. It would be fun to talk. I want to hear what your newlywed life is like!
How about this Mike: My Father's loins were blessed to propagate a fruitful family that is closer and tighter than a sphincter and makes all the eyes moist with tears, the flesh weak and our bosoms burn with the intensity of a fleshy loaf of love in an oven. Oh and just for fun, have you "combined" the word loins with any of your other ones like "fleshy (or most) loins" or "chunky loins?" Maybe it's best not to talk about these things...
Adam,
I'm not even worthy to read that. That was absolutally brilliant. Now if you excuse me. I'm feeling a little queezy after reading that.
I can't believe that "crotch" isn't on your list! That's my number-one, I think.
My friends and family and I made a similar list once called "Grandma Words" that included "rouge," "hose," "slacks," "stockings," "you little pill," etc.
I hate the word slacks. I have no explanation for my dislike, but EW! I HATE THE WORD SLACKS!
Also crotch. Bleh.
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